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911 Math
( Added: Thu Nov 15 2007   Hits: 35)

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Children Writing About The Sea
( Added: Tue Jun 26 2007   Hits: 31)

Everything You Wanted To Know About the Sea 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

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Children's Logic
( Added: Sat Sep 02 2006   Hits: 54)

"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant" The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."

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Colors
( Added: Sat Sep 02 2006   Hits: 45)

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"

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Fire hydrant
( Added: Sat Sep 02 2006   Hits: 51)

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No, said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs", she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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Grandfather's word processor
( Added: Sat Sep 02 2006   Hits: 50)

A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."

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