I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.  But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-