This may take a long time but is worth it. They may have to leave the house for a while for the house to rehabilitate. This might make you throw up when you do
take them out of the jar. To me on a smell factor of 1-10. This will score about a 189,000,000,000!!!!
Hey kids, Summer is here. So what ya' gonna do? Well, instead of hanging out, how about some REAL nasty summer fun? That's right, the dreaded
"Piss Filled Water Balloon." What a great way to let someone know how you really feel about them! I know a bunch of you rocket scientist types tried
to piss directly into a balloon a few times and probably got yourselves drenched in urine.
INSTRUCTIONS:
First you need an old LP cardboard sleeve and some diet modification. Consume large amounts of greasy food (White Castle, Taco Bell, etc.) and
drink large amounts of cheap beer