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A Belch is But a Gentle Wind
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A belch is but a gentle wind That cometh from the heart, But when it takes a downward turn

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A Fart is a Chemical Substance
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A fart is a chemical substance, It comes from a place called bum;

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A Farting Horse
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A farting horse will never tire, A farting man's the man to hire.

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A Little Gush of Wind
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A little gush of wind Straight from the heart; It tickled down my backbone And it's also called a fart.

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Beans, Beans
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit: The more you eat, the more you toot! [or poot]

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