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F is For Fart

F is for fart that stirs up a breeze, And smells even worse then Limberger cheese.

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Fart, Fart

Fart, fart! It comes out like a dart!

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Gene, Gene, Made a Machine

Gene, Gene made a machine. Joe, Joe made it go.

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Going Down the Highway

Going down the highway, Going eighty-four, Johnny cut a gasser

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Here I Sit

Here I sit, broken-hearted, Paid a dime but only farted.

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Marty Barty Farted

Marty Barty farted, The smell made him retarded,

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Marty, Farty

Marty, Farty, Had a party,

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Origin of the Addams Family

The Addams family started When Uncle Fester farted;

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