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Things to Say After Farting
( Added: Tue Aug 01 2006   Hits: 38)

According to Kelly F., there is a US Airforce custom of saying, "Howdy!" after farting in flight, to assure one's colleagues that one's intentions are peaceful.

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Things to Say After Farting
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Jimmy K. tells of a friend who says, "Speak to me, oh, toothless one!"  Similarly, Bazzbull says, "Speak to me, ol' toothless wonder!" And EHALL says, "Oh, toothless one! Your voice has changed but your breath is still the same!"

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Things to Say After Farting
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TGeaber says, "It's that asshole talking behind my back again!"

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Things to Say After Farting
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Gpgo and his frat brothers say, "Oops! A sudden loss in cabin pressure!"

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Things to Say After Farting
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Murray E. sends this account of a response to belching: "Once, when Dorothy Parker was at a dinner, a man burped quite loudly  she is reported to have looked at him and said, 'why didn't you use the other end and save your teeth?'"

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Things to Say After Farting
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According to BSneed, after Czechs let out a silent fart, they announce the fact by saying, "Soytka," to let their friends know they might be smelling something. The word refers to a kind of little bird.

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