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Wise Fart Sayings
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A fart is just a turd beeping for the right of way! (Submitted by Bill)

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A fart is nothing but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd. (Submitted by LT683)

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A fart's a shit without the mess. (from George Carlin, submitted by Painindnek)

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If two people are in an elevator and one person farts, everyone knows who did it.  (from George Carlin, submitted by Painindnek)

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He who farts last is the last one farting. (Submitted by Butter214)

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He who farts in church sits in his own pew. (Submitted by Lorie B.) or He who fart in church sit in own pew. (Submitted by Beach)

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