Female Humor
Never Infuriate a West Virginia WomanA West Virginia wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and working the farm, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. |
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Never Piss off a WomanA wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the |
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POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAMI actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right hee-rrre, strip to the waist, the-e-ennnn slip on this gown. Everything clearrrr?" |
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SaleswomanA saleswoman is driving through the Reservation toward home when she sees an Indian woman thumbing for a |
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SingleA woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, |
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Smart LadyA woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. |
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Southwest AirlinesA mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" |
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