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Mothersday


Listing Last Modified: Thu Jul 27 2006

 


Views: 75

Never Infuriate a West Virginia Woman

A West Virginia wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and working the farm, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

Listing Last Modified: Wed Nov 07 2007

 


Views: 14

Never Piss off a Woman

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the

Listing Last Modified: Tue Jun 14 2005

 


Views: 102

POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM

I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right hee-rrre, strip to the waist, the-e-ennnn slip on this gown. Everything clearrrr?"

Listing Last Modified: Tue Apr 26 2005

 


Views: 91

Saleswoman

A saleswoman is driving through the Reservation toward home when she sees an Indian woman thumbing for a

Listing Last Modified: Thu Jun 02 2005

 


Views: 156

Single

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice,

Listing Last Modified: Thu Jun 02 2005

 


Views: 145

Smart Lady

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

Listing Last Modified: Thu Jun 14 2007

 


Views: 24

Southwest Airlines

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

Listing Last Modified: Tue Jun 14 2005

 


Views: 77


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