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SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO SAY THANK YOU AND SHUT THE HELL UP
( Added: Sat Apr 08 2006   Hits: 103)

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.

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An act of kindness!!!!!!
( Added: Tue Jan 21 2003   Hits: 360)

5 out of 10 stars (2 votes)

While in bed with her lover, the woman suddenly heard her husband at the front door. "Quick," she whispered.

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At the beach
( Added: Wed Nov 07 2007   Hits: 18)

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had one arm, but no legs.

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ATM machines
( Added: Thu Apr 21 2005   Hits: 114)

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

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Ballerina
( Added: Tue Jan 21 2003   Hits: 331)

9 out of 10 stars (1 vote)

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.

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Be careful what you give up
( Added: Tue Jun 14 2005   Hits: 112)

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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