Medical
Small Town DoctorsA young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. |
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the nurse's missing penA nurse walks into a bank and preparing to write a check she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. |
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The Truth About Exercise and Healthy EatingQ: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. ..............Want to live longer? Take a nap. |
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