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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?

The blonde, because she's 18.

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Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"

is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist

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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

He walks around saying "Yo."

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"

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What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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