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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

They're hiring.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What's the Cuban National Anthem?

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes.

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