One Liner Jokes
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe." |
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. |
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife. |
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?A different bar. |
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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and FriBecause on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. |
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes. |
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Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism. |
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?Because they have cotton balls. |
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