One Liner Jokes

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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."

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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

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