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Kentucky Hillbilly

Kentucky hillbilly Herman James was drafted by the Army and on the first day as an enlisted man he was given a comb.

Listing Last Modified: Tue Jun 14 2005

 


Views: 98

LeRoy

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

Listing Last Modified: Fri Jun 03 2005

 


Views: 90

Martha Stewart's Tips For Rednecks

Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

Listing Last Modified: Sun Apr 24 2005

 


Views: 153

My Family Photos

Hi there...this is me. Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin.

Listing Last Modified: Fri Jan 28 2005

 


Views: 217

Ownership: Country style

A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."

Listing Last Modified: Mon Jul 18 2005

 


Views: 82

Rare species of gorilla

A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Listing Last Modified: Tue Oct 21 2008

 


Views: 5

Red Neck Engineering Exam

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

Listing Last Modified: Sun Apr 24 2005

 


Views: 134

Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love She planned to marry Joe She was so happy ‘bout it all She told her Pappy so

Listing Last Modified: Tue Jun 14 2005

 


Views: 78


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