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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
( Added: Mon May 01 2006   Hits: 82)

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

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IRISH PROSTITUTE
( Added: Tue Oct 16 2007   Hits: 13)

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?

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Jehovahs Witness
( Added: Thu Jul 27 2006   Hits: 48)

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Life Explained
( Added: Fri Jun 10 2005   Hits: 86)

God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

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Nookie Green
( Added: Mon May 01 2006   Hits: 61)

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

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Ring a bell
( Added: Fri Jan 17 2003   Hits: 195)

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,

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