Can't talk now. System's down.

Sorry for the holdup. Looks like a temporary glitch in our network has part of SSan! down, so you're briefly without service.
Rest assured the alarms are blaring in the basement and our team is working frantically to get you up and running ASAP.
Again, the snag is on our end — so there's no need for you to do a thing.

Back to it,
SSan! Team

We are performing scheduled maintenance.

We look forward to being back to normal wihtin 20 minutes.

Thank you for your understanding.